jimmytfallon:

aesthetic: piper being dragged

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softgrungegengar:

reading somebodys blog description like

“hi im an awkward human who likes fall out boy and panic at the disco and 80s movies”

ah they seem nice maybe I’ll click the follow butto-

“im proud homestuck trash and i–”

ha nope

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

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what sort of blasphemy is this

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enernies-with-benefits:

When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with “please, Mom?” I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something.
Anyways, my point is that every family should hqve a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that.

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danisontnonfire:

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

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I’d trade every second of ruby rose’s screentime for one more glimpse of nicky